You think you know what’s going on
But I am changing up the song
The past is not so clear

History can rearrange
Everybody plays the game
Confusion is here

I’m gonna retcon you
I’m gonna retcon you
I’m gonna retcon you

Tell you things that you never thought were true

The gas is on so I can light it
The hook has bait so you will bite it
I’ll rearrange your past

5 to 1 you may not know
Where is to and where is fro
I’ll make it stick and last

I’m gonna retcon you
I’m gonna retcon you
I’m gonna retcon you

Tell you things that you never thought were true

Sorry you don’t like it
But it is too convenient
Sorry you don’t like it
But now you can’t unsee it

I’m gonna retcon you
I’m gonna retcon you
I’m gonna retcon you

Tell you things that you never thought were true
I’m gonna retcon you